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Caitlin Sileo

Sileo is a fierce competitor who treats Cappies more like a lifestyle than an extracurricular activity. "For me Cappies is my life. I really don't hang out with my friends because I see everyone who I want to see at Cappies. Cappies is kind of like a war. I can't stop preparing and planning because I wont be ready. I have to be ready to mobilize whenever possible because as Kissinger argues, mobilization schedules are the true reason for war not who shot first."

Sileo comes from Charlotte, North Carolina, once home to the Ku Klux Klan and brief home to the capitol of the Confederacy during the Civil War. This has undoubtedly shaped her as a Cappies team member as Sileo will fight to the very last man. "Much like Sherman's march to the sea created a 60 mile swath of destruction on mah land I plan to wreak havoc on dem Yankee critics."



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Dana N.

Bio:

Prague, the rat-infested capital city of the Czech Republic is where Nieuwkirk calls home. Born Dana Alekskaya Neiukryzwsky, Dana Anglicized her name upon arriving in America in the confines of a small shipping container. Cursed with a cleft lip and a gargantuan Eastern European nose that has often drawn comparisons to Pinocchio, Dana spent thousands of dollars and years' worth of plastic surgery to give her the suitable appearance she has now. Dana lists her favorite color as Mac & Cheese Orange, and her favorite food as smoked puppies basted in a garlic sauce and sprinkled with cinnamon, all marinated with a cherry glaze served with potatoes au gratin on the side. Dana enjoys long walks on the beach, staying up all night for an intense session of Dungeons & Dragons and HALO 2 on XBOX Live as well as stealing airhorns.


Scouting:

Dana, a fiery competitor, always brings it for every competition. Week in and week out you can expect a fight from Nieuwkirk. Dana brings to the table her natural good looks, which always strikes fear in the heart of an opponent, but the lack of rational thought has many critics arguing she'll never make it to the top. Still, her irrational logic and generally insane behavior are always cause for concern.





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